These are HILARIOUS!
They took place in 2008. Our sense of humor may not be for everyone, but we think we're funny.
jameson: well im dry heaving now
awesome
me: dang
no bueno
guess you wouldnt want to think about drinking spit...
jameson: jesus fuck
knock it off
me: sorry
im done
jameson: no you're not.
me: i swear
....
me: im just going to go home and go to sleep so i dont have to worry about getting sad or mad
i can just dream about living on a island with people who dont suck and a lot of tequila
jameson: this island would be me, you, and a bottle of tequila.
me: bottle(s)
jameson: im just assuming its a gigantic bottle
me: oh
any limes?
jameson: lime trees
.....
me: we should co-write a book
jameson: a self help book for the rest of the population
me: yes
jameson: "step one- kill yourself"
me: i was thinking we could give them some false hope first
jameson: chapter one - read chapter two, chapter two - kill yourself
better?
me: yes
jameson: ok
me: not a very long book
we're aalready done
jameson: thats right
me: is it possible that my bosses could be reading what im typing from another computer?
cause if they can... im so getting fired
jameson: yea, but i doubt that they would have that kind of capability
you need special programs and shit
me: SCIENCE museum
jameson: i think you're ok
me: thats good
CAUSE I LOVE THIS JOB
jameson: is that sarcasm
me: no, it was just in case
....
me: for the love of ME.
and you.
jameson: thanks for including me
me: you're God part 2
jameson: bullshit, that's a demotion
there is no parts
me: shit
then we need some guidelines
jameson: like what
me: the 10 commandments
jameson: new ones?
me: yes
'cept it'll probably be the 100 commandments
jameson: yea
or just "dont do anything irritating"
me: thats not broad enough
jameson: "dont do anything"
me: impossible
you suck at being God
....
me: when do you have class?
jameson: 1240
i gotta go in like 5
me: ahh
i dont know if i will be back on today, our movies are fuckin up
i might be going home early
jameson: then i have a midterm in "myth and fairytale"
joke.
me: cute
jameson: oh well, thats a positive
me: dont forget to wear your wings
jameson: i wont
me: and your sparkles on your eyes
jameson: and my blue eyeshadow
me: and dont forget to sprinkle the ground you walk with love, wishes, and hope.
jameson: yea, thats right, i love that shit
me: was that sarcasm?
jameson: yea
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Okay, this crap is priceless. I still laugh out loud. I read it to Mema (with a little on-the-fly editing) I will forever contend that the two of you should be published.
And food for thought, I would make a GREAT god. -Mom
What's great is that I have every conversation saved. This isn't even the best of it. I will have to post more.
hahaha
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