This may come as a surprise to you just like it did me. Apparently, uh, I'm an ass-hole.
My friend recently told me that he thinks I am unaware of how rude I sound sometimes. He thinks I don't think before I speak. Well, you know what I think? HE'S A DUMB-ASS! And yes, I completely thought that statement through before I typed it.
The thing is, is that my brain is really great at coming up with amazingly douchy things to say, and since I don't like wasting perfectly good thoughts-- I say them. Truthfully, I would not even make the douchy remarks if my ears were not offended by other people's constant stupidity. If you tell me that you never leave your home without at least $1,000 worth of clothes on, I'm probably going to be an ass-hole. If you tell me, with your most serious face on, that you would probably be nicer to me if I weren't so hot, I am probably going to ruin your world with my words. It's what I do. It's who I am.
Your stupidity warrants my being an ass-hole. Remember that always.
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Doesn't he know you? I think that you are hilarious (and totally rude sometimes), but I know that you can't help yourself.
AuntT isn't judging - she loves you!
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